In Her Own Words
About Her
I love a man that can make me laugh till i cry.... are you that man ?? Lets find out.... if you dare !!!! I have given my 100% for far too long in a relationship where I received very little in return. Being single again is pretty damn scary.... but here I am!! Yesterday is gone forever and we can never go back, made mistakes and learnt a few lessons. Time for a new tomorrow.
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. I don't feel my age and guess that I never will ;) ... on the positive side .... I still have my own teeth as well hehehehe.
I have made an effort in doing this write-up... plse do the same in getting to know me first.
ME A HEDONIST ?!? For sure, of course I am!!
Oh and yes, I am a smoker, for now at least, so deal with it.
And PLEASE NO Bunnyboilers lol
Well let's start with the easy part... what makes me smile and makes me happy? (in NO particular order)
- Taking a kite out on a windy day, watching it fly high.
- Wet grass under my feet
- Sitting in a restaurant and watching an elderly couple hold hands
- Dancing in the rain(cliché huh? But true)
- Wearing sexy underwear and nobody knows it but me
- Shopping for hours for the perfect sexy number to wear to break-up with someone (Although it did make me cry later) Hey.... Im over it ok !!
- Watching movies
- The smell of fresh linen on my bed
Uhhmmmm now for what makes me cry.... This can get gory.... So I suggest you skip this part.
- When I read about people abusing animals and children
- The movie Dirty Dancing..... yeah, it still gives me sniffles
Aaaagh no, this is depressing.... lets skip this part.... I hate crying anyways.... I go into that "ugly cry" ala Oprah Winfrey.
Remember sex on the tv is never dangerous..... unless you fall off !! LOL
PS; If you have profile pix of you and a girlfriend, a wife, an ex, colleagues or your kiddies .... don't waste your time, i'll pass
About Her Ideal Match
Have you got what it takes to make me laugh? I enjoy a man with a great sense of humor and not to many hang-ups in life!!
A fellow insomniac will be a plus.
Looking for someone who is fun to be with, who would adore me with my changing moods, who appreciates my stretchmarks and think they make me look GORGJAAAAS
Too much asked?? If you answer "Yes" to that - then you clearly not meant to be reading my profile!!
Just like I admit to my flaws ...know this: If you a hairy guy .... I will be pulling out the wax pot ... hehehehehe
It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. Chas. Austin Bates
It sure as hell would have been easier if we bumped into each other at PicknPay or Woolies lol
What Her Friends Say
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About Her
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Female | |
Age: |
55 | |
Star Sign: |
Aquarius | |
Height: |
164cm (5' 4.6") | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Changes Often | |
Eye Colour: |
Blue-Green | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
Afrikaans | |
Other Languages: |
English | |
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not religious | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term | |
Have Children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want Children: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Occasional | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Postgraduate degree | |
Occupation: |
Finance | |
Income: |
Enough |
About Her Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | ||
Location: |
Bedfordview (Gauteng, South Africa) | ||
Gender: |
Male | ||
Age Range: |
46 - 59 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
170cm (5' 6.9") - 210cm (6' 10.7") or taller | ||
Body Type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Above Average | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home Language: |
Afrikaans; English | ||
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans; English | ||
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not religious | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated | ||
Have Children: |
Yes, not living with me | ||
Want Children: |
No | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | ||
Smoking: |
Occasional | ||
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | ||
Education: |
High / secondary school; Some University / College | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Enough |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Her
Hair Style: |
Medium |
Eyesight: |
I wear contacts |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
A tattoo or two |
Sense of Humour: |
Goofy |
Intelligence: |
Street Smart |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party Behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality Traits: |
Daring; Easy going; Intelligent; Outgoing; Silly |
Valued Qualities: |
Faithfulness; Honesty; Humour; Self-control |
Fashion Sense: |
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way) |
Favourite Clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Favourite Colour: |
Black |
Date Activities: |
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks |
Music Preferences: |
Jazz; R&B / Soul |
Reading: |
I love it |
Books: |
Fantasy; Fiction; Mystery; Sci-Fi |
TV Habits: |
There're several shows I watch regularly |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Cooking / Baking; Documentaries; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; Reality shows; Sci-Fi |
Movie Frequency: |
Once or twice a month |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Adult; Comedy; Mystery; Sci-Fi |
Interests: |
Cooking; Photography; Reading; Writing poetry |
Sport Involvement: |
Watching from the sidelines |
Sports: |
Cricket; Hiking; Motorsport; Rugby; Soccer |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a week |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at Work: |
I always put in overtime |
Pastimes of choice: |
Reading a book |
Time Online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I'm an only child |
Family Closeness: |
My friends are my main family |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
Not at all |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s); Dog(s); Fish |
Turn-ons: |
Body piercing(s); Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking |
Turn-offs: |
Long hair |
Work Aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious Attendance: |
I'm non-practicing |
Dream Home: |
Cabin in the mountains |
Retirement Plans: |
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home |
Feelings about using DatingBuzz: |
Curious |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
